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			<title>one for the ladies !!! on here</title>
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			<dc:creator>batavus</dc:creator>
			<description>one for the ladies !!! on here

this should give you wimmen a chuckle !!!



As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:



A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.



If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.



Women over 40 are dignified. They  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:59:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/one-for-the-ladies-on-here-t55.htm#117</comments>
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			<title>FIRST  POST</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/first-post-t54.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>batavus</dc:creator>
			<description>as this is my first post,i opted to start with a joke.







Application To Date My Daughter

REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)



NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.



1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________



2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______



3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________



4. BOY  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:53:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/first-post-t54.htm#116</comments>
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			<title>just signed on</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/just-signed-on-t56.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>batavus</dc:creator>
			<description>hello to you all,this looks like it could be a very interesting site in time.

anyway a bit about me,i am based in wexford,which is in southern ireland,the sunny south east to be correct.

i ride a GL1000.GSXF750,AND I'M RESTORING A TRIBSA.

i host a lot of charity events here,i also do a bike show and rock nite once a year .

the rest of the time i work,or at least try to.

you will probably see most of my presence in the joke section,as far as the main forum goes i will only post or comment  ...</description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/just-signed-on-t56.htm#118</comments>
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			<title>Motorcycle Events This Year</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/motorcycle-events-this-year-t53.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>bikerblastuk</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><a href="http://derehammcc.forumotion.net/Local-Motorcycle-Events-h1.htm" class="postlink" target="_blank">click here to see what events are happening around The East Of England!</a></div>]]></description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:24:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/motorcycle-events-this-year-t53.htm#115</comments>
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			<title>happy new year</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/anything-go-s-f9/happy-new-year-t52.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dionysus</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Happy new year to all      <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />]]></description>
			<category>Anything go's</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:26:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/anything-go-s-f9/happy-new-year-t52.htm#114</comments>
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			<title>My mug shot!!</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/my-mug-shot-t51.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>gazZX</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/pink-peril/GAZ-edit.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Rider mug shot</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:17:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/my-mug-shot-t51.htm#113</comments>
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			<title>Pics of kermit!!</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/show-us-your-bike-f5/pics-of-kermit-t50.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>gazZX</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Pics of Kermit the Kwak
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<img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/pink-peril/Picture567-edit.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/pink-peril/Picture569-edit.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/pink-peril/Picture574-edit.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Show us Your bike</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:10:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/show-us-your-bike-f5/pics-of-kermit-t50.htm#112</comments>
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			<title>Hello from Essex!</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-essex-t49.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>gazZX</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello everyone,i'm Gary and i ride a 2005 Kawasaki ZX636 in regulation lime green,its nickname is Kermit(named by my better half!) now residing on the Essex/Suffolk border.</description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:02:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-essex-t49.htm#109</comments>
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			<title>Hello From iain</title>
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			<dc:creator>banditiain</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hiya guys &amp; girls,
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How is everyone? Im iain from sunny greenhithe (bluewater). i have a 05 bandit 650 which I ride all year round. but I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT RIDNG (IE]]></description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:34:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-iain-t48.htm#98</comments>
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			<title>i found it</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dionysus</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi 
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It only took me 7 months to find this site again lol.]]></description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:10:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/i-found-it-t46.htm#94</comments>
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			<title>Yearly Service</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dionysus</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[My Burgmans going for its yearly service tomorrow, cant believe how nervous i am. 
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 It's like going to the doctors. 
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Mind you it could be the fact my husbands taking it as i have to work and the last time he drove it he forgot it was an automatic went to change gear and hit the breaks instead lol.]]></description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:20:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/yearly-service-t47.htm#95</comments>
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			<title>Motorcycle thiefs</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/motorcycle-thiefs-t45.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi for any one that uses this site and goes to cheltenham or tewekesbury for any reason then take a read of this article. 
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<a href="http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/cheltenham/cheltenhamnews/Thieves-targeting-bikes/article-776108-detail/article.html" target="_blank">http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/cheltenham/cheltenhamnews/Thieves-targeting-bikes/article-776108-detail/article.html</a>]]></description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:44:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/motorcycle-thiefs-t45.htm#93</comments>
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			<title>Hello from Surrey</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-surrey-t44.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi, i'm Chris from surrey and ride an 02 Fireblade. Looks like a nice site in the making. Hope to meet a few from here in the not to distant future. Cheers</description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:40:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-surrey-t44.htm#90</comments>
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			<title>yours truly :)</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/yours-truly-t5.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>bandit1200s</dc:creator>
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			<category>Rider mug shot</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:54:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/yours-truly-t5.htm#6</comments>
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			<title>hi peeps from norfolk</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hi-peeps-from-norfolk-t43.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>bikerblastuk</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[bikerblastuk here, just popped in to say a big hi to all. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" longdesc="13" />]]></description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:05:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hi-peeps-from-norfolk-t43.htm#87</comments>
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			<title>Just a Biker</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>JUST A BIKER.



I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the supermarket checkout queue,

But you didn’t see me put an extra £10 in the collection last Sunday.



I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other in the street,

But you didn’t see me playing Santa in the local shopping centre.



I saw you avoiding the restaurant when you saw my bike parked outside,

But you didn’t see me at a meeting to raise money for the poor.



I saw you roll up your window and  ...</description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:25:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/just-a-biker-t39.htm#82</comments>
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			<title>Valentines day dream</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/valentines-day-dream-t41.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
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“You’ll know tonight.” he said.
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That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”]]></description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:36:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/valentines-day-dream-t41.htm#84</comments>
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			<title>Excuses excuses</title>
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			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=36&amp;u=13458171" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/13/45/81/71/excuse10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny Pictures</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:34:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/funny-pictures-f15/excuses-excuses-t40.htm#83</comments>
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			<title>Redneck fishing trip</title>
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			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.



They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.



They spend a fortune.



The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.



The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.



It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.



As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:23:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/redneck-fishing-trip-t38.htm#81</comments>
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			<title>Confusing road signs</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/funny-pictures-f15/confusing-road-signs-t37.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Just what would you do if ever faced with this situation lol. 
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=35&amp;u=13458171" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/13/45/81/71/which-10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny Pictures</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:13:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/funny-pictures-f15/confusing-road-signs-t37.htm#80</comments>
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			<title>George whites</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-meets-f7/george-whites-t36.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>I am planning a little bimble over to whites on saturday 21st of feb if any one is free and the weather is not bad if any one wants to meet me there for hot choccy they are more than welcome to.</description>
			<category>Bike meets</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:50:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-meets-f7/george-whites-t36.htm#79</comments>
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			<title>Bmv s1000rr</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/bmv-s1000rr-t35.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>I found an article on the bmw s1000rr was just wondering what people thought of it. 









BMW has finally released pictures of the finished S1000RR superbike along with some tantalising technical details including 175bhp, 183kg dry weight, ABS, traction control and a high-tech camshaft.



Information and pictures have been released as a result of the bike passing FIM race homolgation yesterday allowing it to race in World Superbikes.



The package of this completely newly developed  ...</description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:18:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/bmv-s1000rr-t35.htm#78</comments>
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			<title>Adult jokes</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/adult-jokes-t34.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>This woman is about to board a bus, but when she steps up, she realizes that her skirt is too tight, and she can't lift her leg to board. So, she reaches around behind her and lowers her zipper a bit and tries again.



Skirt's still too tight, so she reaches behind her and lowers her zipper some more, and tries again. She still can't get on, so she reaches back and lowers the zipper a bit more. She tries to step up, and feels two hands on her butt push her up onto the bus. She spins around  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:16:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/adult-jokes-t34.htm#77</comments>
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			<title>The Weather</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/anything-go-s-f9/the-weather-t32.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok then so what have people been making of this recent outburt of snow and slush and extreme coldness that we have been having. 
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Me personally i do like a bit of snow but at the the right time and NOT when i have just bought a bike and want to get out and about on it to get used to it to see how i get on with it. Grrrrrrrr bring on the summer weather i say.]]></description>
			<category>Anything go's</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:31:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/anything-go-s-f9/the-weather-t32.htm#62</comments>
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			<title>Mallets mallet</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/anything-go-s-f9/mallets-mallet-t16.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok here we go i think we all know this game as we have seen it on other forums i will start the game off with. 
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<font color="blue">horse </font>]]></description>
			<category>Anything go's</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:47:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/anything-go-s-f9/mallets-mallet-t16.htm#28</comments>
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			<title>Helloooooooooooooo</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/helloooooooooooooo-t33.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>banditlooby</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><font face="Comic Sans Ms"><font color="indigo">Hello ............ I see its the same old faces can't go anywhere without seeing you lot  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" /> </font></font></span></strong>]]></description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:36:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/helloooooooooooooo-t33.htm#63</comments>
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			<title>somereally bad jokes</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/somereally-bad-jokes-t29.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.' 

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This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. 

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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.' 

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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:20:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/somereally-bad-jokes-t29.htm#57</comments>
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			<title>rules of a bbq</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/rules-of-a-bbq-t30.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. 

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 

Routine... 



1, The woman buys the food. 

2, The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 

3, The woman  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:37:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/rules-of-a-bbq-t30.htm#58</comments>
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			<title>The horse race joke</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/the-horse-race-joke-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I´m your announcer Richard Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up... 



Lineup: 



In lane 1. Passionate Lady 

In lane 2. Bare Belly 

In lane 3. Silk Panties 

In lane 4. Conscience 

In lane 5. Jockey Shorts 

In lane 6. Clean Sheets 

In lane 7. Thighs 

In lane 8. Big thingy 

In lane 9. Heavy Bosom 

In lane 10. Merry Cherry 



THEY´RE OFF!!! 



Conscience is left behind at the gate. 

Jockey Shorts  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:40:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/the-horse-race-joke-t31.htm#59</comments>
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			<title>The Generosity Of College Kids</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/the-generosity-of-college-kids-t28.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding to school on a Chicago subway train when a homeless man approaches and begs for spare change. Stan adamantly rejects the man in disgust while Ryan, on the other hand, pulls out his wallet and gives the man two dollars and wishes him the best.



The homeless man thanks Ryan kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Stan is outraged by his friend’s act of generosity. “What the heck did you do that?” shouts Stan. “You know he’s  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:14:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/the-generosity-of-college-kids-t28.htm#55</comments>
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			<title>BIKE Yamaha R1 vs Suzuki GSX-R 1000 Street Racing Motorcycle</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/bike-yamaha-r1-vs-suzuki-gsx-r-1000-street-racing-motorcycle-t27.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CaWj7LrywSw&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CaWj7LrywSw&amp;feature=related</a>]]></description>
			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:11:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/bike-yamaha-r1-vs-suzuki-gsx-r-1000-street-racing-motorcycle-t27.htm#54</comments>
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			<title>Suzuki GSX-R600/750 Commerical</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/suzuki-gsx-r600-750-commerical-t26.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fREYRmx7o&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fREYRmx7o&amp;feature=related</a>]]></description>
			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:10:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/suzuki-gsx-r600-750-commerical-t26.htm#53</comments>
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			<title>Commercial - Suzuki GSX-R 1000</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/commercial-suzuki-gsx-r-1000-t25.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I found this and thought it was a bit funny
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<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BPJKHRPrnPQ" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BPJKHRPrnPQ</a>]]></description>
			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:09:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/commercial-suzuki-gsx-r-1000-t25.htm#52</comments>
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			<title>Old but funny</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/old-but-funny-t23.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem,

 as he was unable to get his manhood erect.

 

 The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the

 base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there

 was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an

 experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The 

 treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:26:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/old-but-funny-t23.htm#43</comments>
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			<title>Hello from the unforgiven</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-the-unforgiven-t21.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Unforgiven</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi Im Dave and I live in Wellingborough - ride a Suzuki VL800 Volusia (Cruiser), am a member of the Oakley MC and go to as many Rock Fest/Concerts as poss - Live long, ride safe</description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:16:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-the-unforgiven-t21.htm#8</comments>
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			<title>Hello from bronze</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-bronze-t22.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>bronze</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[hi i,m mick live in hinckley - leicestershire and have 3 bikes , 2 bandits and a gsxr  also a member of  banditownersclub.com 
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roll on summer  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:22:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-bronze-t22.htm#9</comments>
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			<title>Hello from Bikerbabe</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-bikerbabe-t2.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello i thought i would get the ball rolling in here i am mandy some of you may know me from other sites.</description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:27:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-bikerbabe-t2.htm#2</comments>
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			<title>Ghost Rider 500Bhp Suzuki Hayabusa Turbo</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/ghost-rider-500bhp-suzuki-hayabusa-turbo-t20.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gpQP4v_Z0nQ" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gpQP4v_Z0nQ</a>]]></description>
			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/ghost-rider-500bhp-suzuki-hayabusa-turbo-t20.htm#38</comments>
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			<title>ooooooooooooopsie</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/ooooooooooooopsie-t19.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Flj6YwVxM" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Flj6YwVxM</a>]]></description>
			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:01:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/ooooooooooooopsie-t19.htm#37</comments>
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			<title>Motorbikes freestyle</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/motorbikes-freestyle-t18.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iKWey6UtZSU" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iKWey6UtZSU</a>]]></description>
			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:59:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/videos-f11/motorbikes-freestyle-t18.htm#36</comments>
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			<title>Moto GP And the new changes</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/moto-gp-and-the-new-changes-t17.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I have been pondering on this for a while now and i was wondering what are people think to the new changes that have been made to the moto gp ie only one tyre manufacturer'. 
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feel free to share your thoughts below.]]></description>
			<category>Bike talk</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:03:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/bike-talk-f8/moto-gp-and-the-new-changes-t17.htm#31</comments>
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			<title>A Nurses Story</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/a-nurses-story-t15.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Nurses aren't supposed to laugh

'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than the aAAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:53:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/a-nurses-story-t15.htm#27</comments>
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			<title>And Then The Fight started</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/and-then-the-fight-started-t14.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Saturday morning I got up early, it was still dark; quietly I dressed, made my lunch, and slipped out to the garage. I put my golf clubs in the trunk of the car and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

So, I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with different anticipation,  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:50:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/and-then-the-fight-started-t14.htm#26</comments>
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			<title>The mailmans retirement</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/the-mailmans-retirement-t13.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. 

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:44:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/the-mailmans-retirement-t13.htm#25</comments>
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			<title>A distinct lack of imagination</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/a-distinct-lack-of-imagination-t12.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. 

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:39:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/a-distinct-lack-of-imagination-t12.htm#24</comments>
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			<title>we really cant win</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/we-really-cant-win-t11.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description>A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. &quot;Damn, that was stupid,&quot; she thought as she fell. &quot;What a way to die.&quot;

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. 

While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, &quot;Do you suck?&quot;

&quot;No!&quot; she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her. 

As she passed the 12th floor, another  ...</description>
			<category>jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:38:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/jokes-f10/we-really-cant-win-t11.htm#23</comments>
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			<title>My XJ900 its old but i love it</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/show-us-your-bike-f5/my-xj900-its-old-but-i-love-it-t10.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp155/Malmesburytraining/Alexleft.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Show us Your bike</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:26:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/show-us-your-bike-f5/my-xj900-its-old-but-i-love-it-t10.htm#21</comments>
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			<title>Hello from malmesbury</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-malmesbury-t9.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi, my name is Andy, i live in Malmesbury and i have the trusty old XJ900 Diversion. Back to biking for me after a long break. Looking forward to the better months to get out and about more.</description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:15:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/introductions-f4/hello-from-malmesbury-t9.htm#19</comments>
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			<title>rossoandy's mug shot</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/rossoandy-s-mug-shot-t8.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Me and my bike at the motto guzzi factory 2005 
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=3&amp;u=13458171" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/13/45/81/71/mandel12.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Rider mug shot</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/rossoandy-s-mug-shot-t8.htm#18</comments>
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			<title>Ok then i am brave enough.</title>
			<link>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/ok-then-i-am-brave-enough-t3.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BikerBabe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This is what i look like with out my bike gear on. 
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			<category>Rider mug shot</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:02:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.bikesforall.net/rider-mug-shot-f6/ok-then-i-am-brave-enough-t3.htm#3</comments>
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